Saturday, October 9, 2010

C++ in collaboration with Bollywood songs !

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> [Null pointers] : Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

> [class-constructor,destructor] : Aaj phir jeene ki tamanna hai,
aaj phir marne ka irada hai

> [Local variable] :(1) Mein pal do pal ka shayar hu, pal dopal meri kahani
hai, pal do pal meri hasti hai
(2) Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan

> [Undeleted pointers] : Maut bhi aati nahi ,jaan bhi jati nahi.

> [Unused variables] : Badi sooni sooni hai zindagi yeh zindagi

> [#include] : Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega milkarbauj uthana

> [infinite loop] :(1) sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhihai,
aur kal bhi rahega
(2) Hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke
gaate rahehain, gaate rahenge hum tum...

> [IF THEN ELSE] : Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi
aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.

> [RETURN statement] : Aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

> [Procedure call] : (1) Aaja rey ab mera dil pukaara
(2) Aaja rey, aaja o mere dibar aaja,
dil ki pyaas bujha ja re

> [unknown identifier] yaad kiya dil ne kahan ho tum?

> [hang] :ghunghroo ki tarah bajta hi raha hoon main


> [remote login] : Tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tumkuch kehne do

> [network busy] : suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kuchh huwa kya? abhee to
nahin...

> [Two Recursive functions calling each other
(or..deadlock)] : Mujhe kuch kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuch kehna hein pehle
tum, pehle tum...

> [extern variable] : hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kuch bhee na boliye jo
bhee pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

> [global variables] :(1) tera mera pyar amar, phir kyon mujko lagta hain darr
(2) tu jahan jahan chalega, mera saaya saath hoga

> [struct] : hum saath-saath hain

> [exit] : chhod aaye hum woh galiyaan

> [macros] : khwaab ho tum ya koi hakikat

> [.h & .c combination] : akele hum akele tum, hum tum sang hai to fir kya
gum

> [private] : kisi ke haath na aayegi yeh ladki

> [zombie & orphans processes ] : na jaane kahan dil kho gaya

> [connection time out] : waqt ne kiya kya hasin sitam

> [RPC] : aa chalke tuje main leke chalu ik aise gagan ke tale

> [Logical error] : hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na sake

> [Runtime errors] : na jaane kahan se aayi hai, na jaane kahan ko jaayegi

> [Warnings] : Maar diya jaye ke chhod diya jaye, bol tre aath kya sulook
kiya jaye

> [Compilation errors] : Are Deewano, mujhe pehchaano, kahan se aaya main
hoon kaun

> [MSDN help] : Hume aur jeene ki chaahat na hoti, agar tum na hote

> [Running for the 1st time] : muddai lakh chahe to kya hota hain, wohi hota
hai jo manzur- e-khuda hota hain.

> [improper code] : thoda hai, thode ki zarurat hai

>[abstaction] : do ekam do, do dooni chaar, chhoti chhoti baaton main bat gaya sansaar

> for static try something like... "tum jab waapas aaoge to mujhe wahin
paaoge."
// for const try... "chahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye, hum kabhi nahin badalenge"
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