Java Terminilogy ??

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> Check out these java terms that can be asked in interviews.
>
> > Transcript of an interview(technical) in java:
> > Q. What is the diffrence between an Abstract class and
> Interface?
> > A. terms are different nothing more
> >
> > Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?
> > A. person who clean the dust bin.
> >
> > Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
> > A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
> >
> > Q. How do you communicate in between Applets & Servlets ?
> > A. If they are reachable by walk ,I will go in person,else I
> will use
> > phone.
> >
> > Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
> > A. In hotels ,they can replace servers
> >
> > Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?
> > A. Threads are small ropes.Make a rope from threads is an
> example for
> > process
> >
> > Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?
> > A. Either ascending or desending.
> >
> > Q. When is update method called ?
> > A. Who is update method?
> >
> > Q. Have you ever used HashTable and Dictionary ?
> > A. There is a Dictionary named Hash in my table.
> >
> > Q. What is JAR file ?
> > A. file that can be kept inside a jar.
> >
> > Q. What is JINI ?
> > A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
> >
> > Q. What is the base class for all swing components ?
> > A. A glass that can be beneath all and which is very rigid.
> >
> > Q. What is JFC ?
> > A. Jilebi,Fanta&Coffee
> >
> > Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing ?
> > A. AWT is an acronym .Swing is a word.
> >
> > Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
> > A. I will give invitation.
> >
> > Q. Why do you Canvas ?
> > A. To get victory in election.
> >
> > Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
> > A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
> >
> > Q. What is serialization ?
> > A. Arranging one after ther other from left to right.
> >
> > Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
> > A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be
> used.
> >
> > Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
> > A. Non living things cann't communicate.
> >
> > Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
> > A. As you wish ,I do not have any objections.
> >
> > Q. What are virtual functions ?
> > A. Functions about which we are dreaming.
> >
> > Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
> > A. When we sow a binary seed,a binary tree will grow.
> >
> > Q. What is the exact difference in between Unicast and Multicast
>
> > object?
> > A. If in a society ,if there is only one caste ,then it is
> > Unicast,Else it is multicast.
> >
> > Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server?Which
>
> > methodology will follow ?
> > A. Send it through courier.
> >
> > Q. What is meant by flickering ?
> > A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
> >
> > Q. What is meant by distributed Application ?
> > A. Distributing application forms
> >
> > Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
> > A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and
> autorickshaws will
> > have 3 tyres.
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